My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.
For the first time in a looong while I don’t feel like crap, mentally or physically so yeah im good
If you can’t have a discussion with me without getting angry, don’t start a discussion with me
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
He and Robert Pattinson should start a club
I hate having gym class first thing in the morning because I have no idea where we are supposed to be and I am freaking out
The bus is almost empty? In rushhour?? There is usually no room to even turn around???
I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard
do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider
never forget this once iconic tv show and one of the best scenes in history